none (MacGuyver)

MacGuyver may not have cut a single or an album but he does manage a infinitesimal Moby Quotient.

Disconnect? I think the ad was for Visa or Mastercard. MacGuyver was DIY all the way. Sounds like a high number but then you remember that Mac starred in a hokey network TV show. Disconnect: 1 (don't believe the hype hes a tool for The Man all the way)

Sacredness? Its MacGuyver. Uness you're Patty or Selma its open and shut Sacredness: 1 (should be 0)

Origins? God only knows what inspired that mullet. Its more sad than punk. Might not even have an origin per se -- hes just a really ingenious guy whos handy to have around (but obnoxious). Orgins: .1 reluctantly rounded up

Artistic reputation? Straight men don't wear vests. MacGuyver wore a vest. Gay people have above average artistic talent. However, anyone who has seen the man "act" -- especially in subsequent ventures such as SG-1 knows what this score is going to be

Reputation: Negative one billion (1 for our purposes)

Wealth? While he might deserve a 2-3, which would lower his Moby Quotient, its too humiliating to think of that asshole raking in any real dough. Lets go with a 1.

Time? Cut and dried, '80 (thats a 6)

So, lessee how Mac does..