Dan Zak

Articles by Dan Zak

Three Wise Guys: Nonalcoholic Beer, Mixing Recyclables, Grim Runway Models (October 5, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Fat Toothbrush Handles, Sci-Fi Depictions of Aliens, Cat Food Flavors (September 28, 2008)

Wise Guys, On a Break (September 21, 2008)

A Measure Of Civility (September 21, 2008)

Enough to Make a Grown Man Cry (September 14, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Misbehaving Pedestrians, the Sophistication of the Wise Guys, Using 'Guys' for Gals (September 14, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Elevator Button Double-Pushers, Invisible Fences and Deer Carcasses (September 7, 2008)

Mad About You (August 31, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Dreaming of Kornheiser, Downtown PB and J, Short Urinals, Sandbags (August 24, 2008)

Can Washington Catch a Break? (August 24, 2008)

Animal Advocate Envisions a Vegetarian World (August 17, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Motto Contest, "Favre" vs. "Farve," Post Delivery in Calif., Face Wash on Body (August 17, 2008)

Woody Allen's Verbal Feast In 'Barcelona' (August 15, 2008)

A D.C. Restaurant Tour With the Zagats (No Pressure or Anything) (August 3, 2008)

The Specter of Death Overshadows 'Elsa & Fred' (August 1, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Do Jackalopes Exist?, Clothing Size and Price Disparities, How to Wash a Bald Head (July 27, 2008)

'Ant King' Author Keeps It Surreal (July 27, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Novelty Car Horns, Preexisting Conditions, Lights On or Off, Whither the Wind (July 13, 2008)

The Doctor Is In: To Iraq and Back (July 6, 2008)

Soaring Into Summer (July 6, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Annoying Concertgoers, Tearing the Newspaper, Online Dating Sites (July 6, 2008)

Former 'Top Chef' Contender Unpacks His Knives in D.C. (June 29, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Flirting vs. Charming, Scissors Tether, Origin of 'Crying Uncle' (June 29, 2008)

Texts on the Beach (June 22, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Mattress Stores, Ads in the Metro, Crying 'Uncle' and a Response to Last Week's Pig Roasters (June 22, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Neighbor Etiquette, Short Shorts for Men, Changing Team Colors (June 15, 2008)

This Is Work? (June 8, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Dubbing vs. Subtitles, Jogging in the Street, Quinine in Tonic Water (June 8, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Leaf-Blower Neighbor, Falling Into the Earth, Fitted Sheets Again (June 1, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Prom Tux Quandary, Where Dead Birds Go, Folding a Fitted Sheet (May 25, 2008)

Senior Week! Filmmakers Take On the Ocean City Ritual (May 25, 2008)

Figure of Speech (May 18, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Where Our Questions Come From, What Happens in Heaven and More About Peacocks (May 11, 2008)

Rumor Has It (May 11, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Toilets, Peacocks and Uninsured Drivers (May 4, 2008)

Screen on the Green Has Room to Grow (May 4, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Speed Enforced by Aircraft, Hairy Comebacks and Who Are the Wise Guys, Anyway? (April 27, 2008)

Seeds in the City (April 20, 2008)

5 Questions to Get Your Green Thumbs Going (April 20, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Babies in Bars, Guys Chatting Up Girls, Papal Shot Glass? (April 20, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Chatting Up Women on the Metro, Name This Decade, "Call 911" Signs on Cabs (April 13, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Relationship Advice, Snoring After Drinking, Squeaky Shoe (April 6, 2008)

Taxes, Schmaxes: 5 Excuses to Procrastinate (April 6, 2008)

Art on a Budget (March 30, 2008)

THREE WISE GUYS Joe Heim, Justin Rude and Dan Zak (March 30, 2008)

Peeps Show 2 (March 23, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Oriental Rug Stores, Gay-Straight Guy Friendships, Old Whiskey (March 23, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Urinal Etiquette, Mystery Statues and More Potatoes (March 16, 2008)

A Writer With Street Sense (March 16, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Automated Female Voices, Peeling Potatoes (March 9, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: A Food-Hoarding Fellow, Wedding-Ring Fingers (March 2, 2008)

Meet the Ultimate Cheapskate: The Poor Man's Rich Man (March 2, 2008)

Me (March 2, 2008)

Hey, It's Your Funeral (February 24, 2008)

Three Wise Guys: Flossing at Work, Guy Seeking Guy Friends, Photo-ID Credit Cards (February 10, 2008)

You Don't Know Mac Till You've Tasted These (February 3, 2008)

Three Wise Guys (February 3, 2008)

Three Wise Guys (January 27, 2008)

Quick Study (January 27, 2008)

Driving Safely When the Snow Sticks (January 20, 2008)

Three Wise Guys (January 20, 2008)

Three Wise Guys (January 13, 2008)

Publicity Doesn't Stop Pants-Free Prank (January 13, 2008)

Three Wise Guys (January 6, 2008)

Ready For 2028? (January 6, 2008)

Three Wise Guys (December 23, 2007)

Dance Dance Evolution (December 16, 2007)

Three Wise Guys (December 16, 2007)

Three Wise Guys (December 9, 2007)

Three Wise Guys (December 2, 2007)

'Hottest State': Love in the Time of Claptrap (December 2, 2007)

Three Wise Guys (November 25, 2007)

Three Wise Guys (November 18, 2007)

THREE WISE GUYS (November 11, 2007)

Office Drones, Lip-Sync Your Heart Out (November 11, 2007)

Be More Than a Blip in the Blogosphere (November 4, 2007)

Three Wise Guys (November 4, 2007)

Oh, the Shame! (October 28, 2007)

Activist Fasts for Action on Climate Change (October 28, 2007)

'Terror's Advocate': A Fiend of the Court (October 21, 2007)

Spa Daze (October 14, 2007)

8 Travelers, 3 Plastic Cars and $300,000 to Raise (September 23, 2007)

Knight Moves (September 23, 2007)

How You Can Salute the Troops (September 16, 2007)

Honky Tonkin' (September 9, 2007)

Cinema for the Season: Two At-Home Film Fests (September 2, 2007)

Reinvent Your Life (August 5, 2007)

Antonioni, Bergman: In Death, Their Similar Paths Crossed (August 5, 2007)

Seven Deadly Sins (July 22, 2007)

Hot Shots (July 8, 2007)

Hot Dogs With Bite (July 1, 2007)

Marching Back in Time (July 1, 2007)

Solitary Refinement (June 17, 2007)

Seriously Funny (June 10, 2007)

Let's Get This Party Started. Please. (June 6, 2007)

Inviting Invitations (June 3, 2007)

The Girls Of Summer (May 27, 2007)

Hitting the Small Time (April 29, 2007)

Who's Who (In the Background) (April 29, 2007)

How to Get on a Set (April 29, 2007)

Trawling for Trash to Keep Our Rivers Clean (April 15, 2007)

Peeps Show (April 8, 2007)

The Art of the Prank (April 1, 2007)

Matters of State (March 25, 2007)

Around-the-World Spring Break in D.C. (March 11, 2007)

Add the Web to Your Fitness Regimen (March 4, 2007)

See How Low Nominees Can Go (February 25, 2007)

Small-Screen Cops Outside the Box (February 23, 2007)

Scared Speechless? (February 18, 2007)

Twenty Questions (February 4, 2007)

Fix Machines That Time Has Passed By (January 28, 2007)

He Shoots, He Scores Great Pictures (December 17, 2006)

A Little Holiday Something for Jews and 'Psycho-Semitics' Alike (December 10, 2006)

Guest Again: Who's Who In the Parody (November 19, 2006)

Writer's Clock (November 12, 2006)

Claws Celebre (November 5, 2006)

Dream Seekers (October 29, 2006)

Take the National Film Challenge (October 8, 2006)

Election Guarantees Changes At the Top (August 31, 2006)

Racist Vandalism Is Condemned (August 27, 2006)

Police Dogs Are Hot -- On the Trail Of Suspects (August 20, 2006)

What's Large, Gray and Likes to Play Polo? (August 19, 2006)

Politics by Podcast (August 17, 2006)

3 Are Shot At Party in St. Mary's, Police Say (August 13, 2006)

St. Mary's Buys 169 Acres for Preservation (August 13, 2006)

Pure Old Bluegrass, For a Family of 3,000 (August 13, 2006)

Man Is Charged in Shootings During Brawl (August 10, 2006)

Bringing Back a Beacon Of the Lower Potomac (August 6, 2006)

Marylanders Cope With Heat Wave (August 3, 2006)

Md. Man Dies After Blast In Disposal of Ordnance (July 30, 2006)

End of an Era at Mattingly's (July 27, 2006)

Swimming in Spirit (July 23, 2006)