Gene Weingarten
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Articles by Gene Weingarten
The Chromosomolympics: Gene Weingarten on gender testing athletes (November 22, 2009)
Get me rewrite: Gene Weingarten's lessons in self-improvement (November 15, 2009)
Gene Weingarten wonders: Is death funny? (November 8, 2009)
Gene Weingarten's unsound advice for speaking to the deaf (November 1, 2009)
Are we having pundit yet?: Gene Weinraten on the Washington Post's pundit contest (October 25, 2009)
XOXOXO: Gene Weingarten on hugs, kisses and football (October 18, 2009)
A Crush Course: Why You Shouldn't Love Gene Weingarten (October 11, 2009)
The Lyrical Miracle (September 13, 2009)
Unimpeachably Unfunny (September 6, 2009)
Boom, Boom . . . Pow! (August 30, 2009)
Weenies at the Ballgame: Gene Weingarten looks at baseball statisticians (August 23, 2009)
Owe, That's a Riot!: Gene Weingarten and Eric Shansby Try to Cheer Up Government Workers (August 16, 2009)
The Lord of the Ring (August 9, 2009)
Meat and Greet: Gene Weingarten Gets a Hamburger and a Frankfurter on the Phone. Hilarity Ensues. (August 2, 2009)
Blessed Events: Gene Weingarten Knows God Loves Him (July 26, 2009)
A Cheney Reaction: Gene Weingarten on Dick Cheney's Book Deal (July 19, 2009)
The Tweet Smell of Success (July 12, 2009)
Down With tHE CAPS LOCK KEy (July 5, 2009)
Unadulterated Genius: Gene Weingarten Writes a Column in 10 Minutes (June 28, 2009)
Shaking a Stick: Gene Weingarten Teaches a Friend How to Drive a Stick Shift (June 21, 2009)
A Cry for Change (June 14, 2009)
If I Had a Yammer: Gene Weingarten's complete idiot's guide to the filibuster (June 7, 2009)
The Twit and Wisdom ... of Gene Weingarten (May 31, 2009)
A Parting Thought (May 24, 2009)
Can I Has Money? (May 17, 2009)
Out With the Old (May 10, 2009)
Murphy's Law (May 3, 2009)
Wee the People (April 26, 2009)
A Few Cutting Remarks (April 19, 2009)
A Come-From-Behind Victory? (April 12, 2009)
Weingarten v. Weingarten (April 5, 2009)
A State of Embarrassment (March 22, 2009)
A Parallel Universe (March 15, 2009)
Me, in a Nutshell (March 8, 2009)
Fatal Distraction: Forgetting a Child in the Backseat of a Car Is a Horrifying Mistake. Is It a Crime? Gene Weingarten Reports. (March 8, 2009)
Monkey Business (February 22, 2009)
What the [Blank]? (February 8, 2009)
The Wrong Address: Gene Weingarten's Inaugural for the Speech Impaired (January 18, 2009)
The Craft of Graft (January 4, 2009)
A Space Oddity: Gene Weingarten gets to the bottom of a very big bottle (December 28, 2008)
Citizen Cain't: Weingarten on Civics Tests (December 21, 2008)
Give Peeve a Chance (December 14, 2008)
They're Kidding Me! (December 7, 2008)
Don't Be Blue, Red America (November 30, 2008)
Robo-Cop (November 23, 2008)
Hy-pathetical Questions (November 16, 2008)
Y Men Cheat (November 9, 2008)
Fatal Subtraction (November 2, 2008)
A Big Joke (October 26, 2008)
How to Get Rich Writing (October 12, 2008)
Gene's Blues (October 5, 2008)
Something About Harry: Gene Weingarten on Why Old Dogs Are the Best Dogs (October 5, 2008)
Why Did the Moron Write Jokes? (September 28, 2008)
Illiterature (September 21, 2008)
No Comment (September 14, 2008)
Brevity (September 7, 2008)
Busted! (August 31, 2008)
Questioning Authority (August 24, 2008)
An Obama Nation! (August 17, 2008)
Cheap Whine (August 10, 2008)
Nothing but Net (August 3, 2008)
A Fuehrer Over Underpants (July 27, 2008)
Gene's True Calling (July 20, 2008)
A Driving Ambition (July 13, 2008)
That '70s Column (July 6, 2008)
Fiddling Around With History (June 29, 2008)
Corrections: Yanks Thump Sox (June 22, 2008)
Yanks Thump Sox (June 22, 2008)
Lying Liars (June 15, 2008)
Headline Goes Here* (June 8, 2008)
Tell Debt Do We Part (June 1, 2008)
Hy-pathetic-al Questions (May 25, 2008)
Teddy Stole My Panties (May 18, 2008)
A Bronx Cheer (May 11, 2008)
This Spells Trubble (May 4, 2008)
Gullible's Travels (April 27, 2008)
With Most Regretful Apologies (April 20, 2008)
Revenge of the Nerds (April 13, 2008)
Sorry, Right Number (April 6, 2008)
Global Warming: Boo, Hiss (March 30, 2008)
Cruel and Usual Punishment (March 23, 2008)
Losing Face (March 16, 2008)
Lessons in Cool (March 9, 2008)
The Deciders (March 2, 2008)
No-Work Friday (February 24, 2008)
All Thumbs (February 17, 2008)
It's Just Nazi Same Place (February 10, 2008)
Sick Humor (February 3, 2008)
Man of Mystery (January 27, 2008)
The Fame Threshold (January 20, 2008)
Here Comes the Bribe (January 13, 2008)
Cell-ebration (December 30, 2007)
Cell-ebration (December 30, 2007)
The Wrap Artist (December 23, 2007)
Ecch-Rated Videos (December 16, 2007)
Lame Humor (December 9, 2007)
The Keychain of Doom (December 2, 2007)
Don't Call Us (November 25, 2007)
So, How Funny Is Washington? (November 18, 2007)
Learning the Nopes (November 11, 2007)
Auto Neuroticism (November 4, 2007)
Gene Frames His Argument (October 28, 2007)
Bugged Out (October 21, 2007)
Gene Voted Sexiest Man Alive (October 14, 2007)
Department of Obviousology (October 7, 2007)
Boom Town (September 30, 2007)
A Garden of Perverses (September 23, 2007)
Auto Erratic Behavior (September 16, 2007)
Memo to: D.C. Jail Officials (September 9, 2007)
The Long and Short of It (September 2, 2007)
A Reptile Dysfunction (August 26, 2007)
Cattle Call (August 19, 2007)
Poetic Irany (August 12, 2007)
Nope, Yup, Nope, Yup (August 5, 2007)
A Big Fat Target . . . (July 29, 2007)
The Weingarten Diet (July 22, 2007)
There's the Rub (July 15, 2007)
Hy-pathetic-al Questions (July 8, 2007)
But Can He Play in Peoria? (July 1, 2007)
Below the Beltway (June 24, 2007)
Book Learning (June 10, 2007)
Hack for Hire (June 3, 2007)
Zero-Based Journalism (May 27, 2007)
Read It and Lacrimate (May 20, 2007)
Going the Extra Yard (May 13, 2007)
Snickersville? (May 6, 2007)
See What's Missing (April 29, 2007)
Piling On (April 22, 2007)
Burning Bush (April 15, 2007)
Claiming His Dependence (April 8, 2007)
Pearls Before Breakfast (April 8, 2007)
Is This Asking Too Much? (April 1, 2007)
Phantom Phoner Strikes Again (March 25, 2007)
Gene, Ad Nauseam (March 16, 2007)
Wiki Watchee (March 11, 2007)
Oh, Shoot (March 4, 2007)
A Clock and Ball Story (February 25, 2007)
If You Love the President . . . (February 18, 2007)
Does This Give You Paws . . . (February 11, 2007)
Good News! (February 4, 2007)
The Time Bandit (January 28, 2007)
Gimme an A! (January 21, 2007)
A Brief History of the Civil Bore (January 14, 2007)
The Male of the Specious (December 31, 2006)
Three Wise Men and One Dope (December 24, 2006)
Error Message! (December 17, 2006)
If I Did Overhear the O.J. Deal . . . (December 10, 2006)
A Stiff's Upper Lip (December 3, 2006)
What a Joke (November 26, 2006)
No Shot, Sherlock (November 19, 2006)
Hy-pathetical Questions (November 12, 2006)
The Secret of Being Funny (November 5, 2006)
Hounded (October 29, 2006)
Go Ask Alice (October 22, 2006)
Doonesbury's War (October 22, 2006)
The News Can Always Be Verse (October 15, 2006)
The News Can Always Be Verse (October 13, 2006)
Post-Modern Stupidity (October 8, 2006)
Funny? You Should Ask (October 1, 2006)
Hurry Up and Read This . . . (September 24, 2006)
Say What? (September 17, 2006)
The Bush League (September 10, 2006)
If You Want My Advice . . . (September 3, 2006)
It's Not Nice to Fool Jennifer Aniston! (August 27, 2006)
Yo, Tony! I'm Talkin' About You! (August 22, 2006)
Pregnant With Humor (August 20, 2006)
May December? (August 13, 2006)
Nice Doggerel (August 6, 2006)
A Date That Will Live in Infamy (July 30, 2006)
Ain't That a Shame? (July 23, 2006)
Did You Ever Wonder, 'What If . . .?' (July 16, 2006)
Cementimental Journey (July 9, 2006)
Are You Ready to Humble? (July 2, 2006)
Gene's Close Shave (June 25, 2006)
My Girl Friend's Back (June 18, 2006)
There's No Cure for This Ringworm (June 11, 2006)
Why Not the Worst? (June 4, 2006)
Bad News (May 28, 2006)
Googling America's Brain (May 21, 2006)
Blackmail for the White House (May 14, 2006)
Below the Beltway (September 8, 2002)
Why Not The Worst? (December 2, 2001)
Below the Beltway (January 29, 2001)
Below the Beltway (January 7, 2001)
