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Articles by Joe Heim
Bob Dylan Releases a New Album, 'Together Through Life' (April 28, 2009)
Now Available for Birthdays and Bar Mitzvahs (December 21, 2008)
Cool Hobbies, Lights Atop FedEx Field and Drowning Our Sorrows (December 14, 2008)
Women Asking Out Men, Bird Bones, a Reader Answers a Question (November 30, 2008)
A Missed Connection, Bumper-Sticker Ethics, Music Advice (November 23, 2008)
A Year of Enlitenment (November 16, 2008)
Manniversary Super Spectacular: Three Tiny Brains Tackle 10 Giant Questions (November 16, 2008)
Mad Dash to Snag Swearing-In Tickets, Rooms Begins (November 9, 2008)
Fairly Unbalanced Retorting* (November 2, 2008)
Foreign-Language Food Labels, Confusing Family Ties, an Ode to Grouchy Models (October 26, 2008)
Mirrorless Stadium Bathrooms, Greeting a One-Handed Person, Crosswords for Lefties? (October 19, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Seat Belts on Buses, Midair Insect Collisions, Bosses in Gangster Flicks (October 12, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Nonalcoholic Beer, Mixing Recyclables, Grim Runway Models (October 5, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Fat Toothbrush Handles, Sci-Fi Depictions of Aliens, Cat Food Flavors (September 28, 2008)
Wise Guys, On a Break (September 21, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Misbehaving Pedestrians, the Sophistication of the Wise Guys, Using 'Guys' for Gals (September 14, 2008)
Javier Bardem Turns the Spotlight on Human Suffering (September 7, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Elevator Button Double-Pushers, Invisible Fences and Deer Carcasses (September 7, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Dreaming of Kornheiser, Downtown PB and J, Short Urinals, Sandbags (August 24, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Motto Contest, "Favre" vs. "Farve," Post Delivery in Calif., Face Wash on Body (August 17, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Do Jackalopes Exist?, Clothing Size and Price Disparities, How to Wash a Bald Head (July 27, 2008)
Espresso, Extra Bitter (July 17, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Novelty Car Horns, Preexisting Conditions, Lights On or Off, Whither the Wind (July 13, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Annoying Concertgoers, Tearing the Newspaper, Online Dating Sites (July 6, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Flirting vs. Charming, Scissors Tether, Origin of 'Crying Uncle' (June 29, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Mattress Stores, Ads in the Metro, Crying 'Uncle' and a Response to Last Week's Pig Roasters (June 22, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Neighbor Etiquette, Short Shorts for Men, Changing Team Colors (June 15, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Dubbing vs. Subtitles, Jogging in the Street, Quinine in Tonic Water (June 8, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Leaf-Blower Neighbor, Falling Into the Earth, Fitted Sheets Again (June 1, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Prom Tux Quandary, Where Dead Birds Go, Folding a Fitted Sheet (May 25, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Where Our Questions Come From, What Happens in Heaven and More About Peacocks (May 11, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Toilets, Peacocks and Uninsured Drivers (May 4, 2008)
A Fried Chicken Taste Test: Regular Joe vs. Gourmet Joe (May 4, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Speed Enforced by Aircraft, Hairy Comebacks and Who Are the Wise Guys, Anyway? (April 27, 2008)
Pets, Vets and Debts (April 27, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Babies in Bars, Guys Chatting Up Girls, Papal Shot Glass? (April 20, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Chatting Up Women on the Metro, Name This Decade, "Call 911" Signs on Cabs (April 13, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Relationship Advice, Snoring After Drinking, Squeaky Shoe (April 6, 2008)
THREE WISE GUYS Joe Heim, Justin Rude and Dan Zak (March 30, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Oriental Rug Stores, Gay-Straight Guy Friendships, Old Whiskey (March 23, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Urinal Etiquette, Mystery Statues and More Potatoes (March 16, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Automated Female Voices, Peeling Potatoes (March 9, 2008)
Beer Madness! (March 9, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: A Food-Hoarding Fellow, Wedding-Ring Fingers (March 2, 2008)
Three Wise Guys: Flossing at Work, Guy Seeking Guy Friends, Photo-ID Credit Cards (February 10, 2008)
Three Wise Guys (February 3, 2008)
Director's Cut (February 3, 2008)
Three Wise Guys (January 27, 2008)
Three Wise Guys (January 20, 2008)
Three Wise Guys (January 13, 2008)
Three Wise Guys (January 6, 2008)
Three Wise Guys (December 23, 2007)
Three Wise Guys (December 16, 2007)
Three Wise Guys (December 9, 2007)
Three Wise Guys (December 2, 2007)
Three Wise Guys (November 25, 2007)
Three Wise Guys (November 18, 2007)
THREE WISE GUYS (November 11, 2007)
Three Wise Guys (November 4, 2007)
Dylan Film Soundtrack: It Ain't You, Bob (October 30, 2007)
What's Your Halloween Candy Personality? (October 28, 2007)
A Heady Experience in Napa (October 28, 2007)
In the Orbit of UFO Enthusiasts (October 21, 2007)
From Toby Keith, Nonpartisan Country (June 12, 2007)
'Allo, Luv! (May 6, 2007)
Hangin' With a High-Rise Window Washer (April 22, 2007)
Who Wrote the Book of Love? (March 18, 2007)
Beer Madness (March 11, 2007)
Fun Facts for Super Bowl Party Banter (February 4, 2007)
A Light in the Dark (January 30, 2007)
In the Land Of Fenty (December 17, 2006)
Cloudspotting (August 27, 2006)
The King Is Dead. Long Live the King (August 20, 2006)
A Serious Cyrus? Mullet Over (July 19, 2006)
Hometown Heroes (July 2, 2006)
